So let me guess, you’re just sitting there at your computer getting ready to scroll through Morgan’s pictures. Not even prepared for what’s about to hit you.
So me being a nice enough guy, I thought I would run you through a short preparation.
First off if you have any heart problems (elevated heart rate due to viewing pictures) or vision problems without vision correction (your eyes are bad and you should feel bad) you should not continue.
Second, if you are a perfectly healthy person you ALSO should not view these pictures because they will give you heart and vision problems.
But if you are willing to sacrifice just a little (your overall health) then you should view these pictures without hesitation.
The risks are worth it if Morgan is the last thing you see (vision) and the last thing you feel (impossible heart rate leading to death).
I have lost my vision and am currently typing this from beyond the grave. But let me say this:
Totally worth it.
Accredited: Garrett Fraser
No, you are not currently in a museum. These are not paintings or drawings, beautiful though they may be. These are pictures of a gorgeous girl.
She is that ideal girl that many artists idealize and envision. Don’t believe me? Let’s ask the artists themselves.
“She is my Mona Lisa” – Leonardo da Vinci
“She is my girl with the eyes kind of in the right place and mouth in the wrong place with some strange shapes” – Picasso
“She is my never ending staircase” – M.C. Escher
“She is my blank canvas” – Guy who just leaves canvases blank
So the next time you need someone to inspire your next moderately good painting, just follow the legends and let her inspire you.
Accredited : Garrett Fraser
Chic Critique Contest Issue 7
Gautama Buddha, or Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha, was an incredible man. He was the founder of Buddhism and the teachings that followed.
But many people do no know about his younger, less known brother, simply remembered as Buddha.
Not much has been found about this man, other than that he was not fond of his older brother’s teachings. So instead he founded and followed his own teachings. The teachings known as “Mark Mahoney”.
What comprises these teachings? Who is Mark Mahoney?
Only one sentence has been found referencing this immortal man.
“Mark Mahoney wants macaroni”.
A simple yet majestic sentence. Compact yet dense with information. His popularity is now on the rise and he has numerous unconfirmed followers.
Love ya Buddha.
Accredited by: Garrett Fraser
Trevor. Who knew he would be the tallest out of all of us. In some pictures he is as tall as six foot eight, others as short as six foot four.
The incredible growing shrinking man.
He has a beautiful smile, as well as not smile.
The incredible smiling unsmiling man.
And who can forget those eyebrows. Never moving, Never faulting even in the face of certain doom.
The incredible staunch eyebrow man.
All of these things make up Trevor, and Trevor makes up all these things.
Gotta love em.
But not if you don’t want to. I’m not forcing you to love him.
But it’s easy to see why you would.
Accredited by: Garrett Fraser