Archive for April, 2012

April 26, 2012
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Sometimes I just say let the pictures speak for themselves. But this time I cannot do that. Why?

Because you will get lost in them. First time I looked at the pictures I was lost for three hours. I asked for directions, followed the directions, and continued to be lost.

So I thought I would give you some directions.

Start with the split picture. It splits one beauty into two. Doubling the space time continuum beauty quantification. That’s just some simple math.

Continue along to the next split picture. Splitting two beauties into four. You can start to see where I got lost.

Keep going until you…. uh…..

Takes two lefts and then a right….. OK I am lost again.

I’m going to stop here but you just keep going. I know you can make it through!

Don’t get lost in the beautiful….

 


April 26, 2012
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Hey You! I’ve been trying to talk to you for like 30 minutes!

I know Makae is gorgeous and has a great smile but that doesn’t mean you can ignore me!

Yes I know she has piercing eyes!

Seriously though I was shopping the other day and…..

I know she wears that headband like nobody’s business! I know that!

I have important stuff to talk about. Alright you caught me, I don’t have anything important to talk about. So I will re-emphasize everything you said before but in much a better way.

She has piercing eyes

And a gorgeous smile

She rocks a headband

And … has a gorgeous …. smile

That’s my poem. Take it or leave it.

 


April 26, 2012
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I got this fortune cookie once. It read “If a picture says a thousand words, then eleven pictures of Kelic say an uncountably infinite amount of words.”

It was oddly specific but I knew one day it would all make sense. And that day is today! I think….

You tell me. No, alright I will tell you.

When I see these pictures I think of an uncountably infinite number of words. Normal people can’t handle that amount, but I can because my brain doesn’t quite work properly.

So here are a few of the words that come to mind:

Beautiful

Gorgeous

Beautifully Gorgeous

Gorgeous Beautifully

Incredible

Even More Incredible

Alright my brain shutdown.

 


April 26, 2012
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You know, some people just got it. And when they do I usually say “Hey you, you got it.”

I have only said that to three people. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston. That turned into a big thing that I really don’t want to talk about. Sore subject.

But here it is. Everyone make note. Everyone take note. And everyone read note?

“Hey Darienne, you got it.”

Copy that, Paste it, and sit back and watch as everyone agrees with what I just said.

The proof is in the pictures.

Don’t believe me?  Just look at the pictures.

Ya, that’s what I thought.

Hey Darienne, you got it!

 


April 26, 2012
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Amanda.

A turn and a smile. A turn and a not smile.

A turn away from the camera to look at something in the distance.

All things mastered by Amanda. It takes years of *assumed* practice to fully master these poses. But even if you master these does not mean you will look good doing it. Only %73 can pull it off. And only %5 of that %73 can make it look good.

So Amanda is in the percentage that you get if you calculate that other percentage stuff.

Beautiful turns and smiles.Beautiful not turns and smiles.

Beautiful turns away to look at something in the distance.

A master of the art.

Amanda, you are that rare something percent.

You are the one and only you. Now that is rare.