Every now and again I stumble upon someone who decides to paint me a painting.

“Who would paint you a painting” you ask rudely.

“Only one person!” I shout while cowering in the corner.

It’s Alexa if you couldn’t figure out where I was going with this.

Now, why haven’t I accepted a painting before? Simple, I only allow the best of the best to paint me stuff.

And not only do you have to be a painter/artist/comedian/entrepreneur, you must also sing.

That’s right, you must sing to me as you paint my picture or no deal!

Oh and you also have to be beautiful.

Definitely beautiful.

And I’m not just talking normal beautiful. It must Alexa beautiful or no deal!

Do you understand?!

She is talented and beautiful and awesome and talented and beautiful and awesome.

Oh and Alexa…. Please don’t eat sushi off of the conveyor belt.

A word to the wise. A restaurant that runs out of ice is not a good restaurant.

Check her work out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexarutledge/