The Webster dictionary defines family as: “A group of people brought together under extraordinary circumstances, usually associated with superpowers.”

And boy could they not be more spot on.

Superhuman eyes,

Superhuman smiles,

Superhuman not smiles,

Superhuman jumping in the air.

I know it doesn’t look like it due to an optical illusion, but they are about 60 feet in the air. I would know, I was there with a tape measure.

But really none of that matters, because they have superhuman…

Love.

Awwwww….

That’s so cute.

I know, I wrote it!

A family is something special. Superhuman powers or not, the love is always there.

But mostly with superpowers

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Listen, I could probably write something hilariously funny right here. It would be the talk of all the late night shows, plastered on billboards and seen on the jersey shore.

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

There are some people out there that you want to be….. and some that you want to throw a pie in their face.

But that is a different story.

Now because I am a super duper not popular guy I understand wanting to be someone else. I actually know quite a few things.

It is quite easy to become someone else. Just:

Create a facebook under their name, steal their pictures, show up at their birthday parties, live at their house, the usual stuff.

But the problem is you can never actually be them.

I can’t be as beautiful as Kelsie.

I can’t have her gorgeous eyes or her hair.

I can’t make kicking my feet out the window look so cool.

I can’t be the future Ms. California.

The moral here is always be yourself.

Kelsie cannot be copied, replicated, or duplicated. She is the only beautiful original.

I don’t know if there are many weapons enthusiasts out there but I have some classified info for ya.

Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…

 comes a new weapon.

That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….

The Sami-Automatic…

Bum! Bum! Bum!

Beautiful laser eyes… sight.

A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.

And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!

Gasp!

Bum! Bum!  Bum!

This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.

Seriously though, watch out.

Babe Ruth did it in nineteen something something.

Barry Bonds did it in…. ya that one time.

Brian did it in half the time of those two. But what did he do?

Baseball.

Don’t follow? I promise you the math is sound.

One good looking guy + that same good looking guy + a sprinkle of miracle whip = Baseball

I have checked it numerous times. It always comes out the same.

It wasn’t easy to get here though. He battled many villains.

A chain link fence….melted by reflecting the sun off of his smile.

A truck…. crushed under the weight of his pure awesomeness.

A bat…. was his only ally.

Yep, half the time.

It was a great year when he accomplished all of this.

Two thousand something something.

The world will never forget.