Every now and again I stumble upon someone who decides to paint me a painting.
“Who would paint you a painting” you ask rudely.
“Only one person!” I shout while cowering in the corner.
It’s Alexa if you couldn’t figure out where I was going with this.
Now, why haven’t I accepted a painting before? Simple, I only allow the best of the best to paint me stuff.
And not only do you have to be a painter/artist/comedian/entrepreneur, you must also sing.
That’s right, you must sing to me as you paint my picture or no deal!
Oh and you also have to be beautiful.
Definitely beautiful.
And I’m not just talking normal beautiful. It must Alexa beautiful or no deal!
Do you understand?!
She is talented and beautiful and awesome and talented and beautiful and awesome.
Oh and Alexa…. Please don’t eat sushi off of the conveyor belt.
A word to the wise. A restaurant that runs out of ice is not a good restaurant.
Check her work out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexarutledge/
You know how lightening never strikes the same spot twice? Well it’s not true.
In some remote areas of the world lightning strikes thousands of times a day for millions of years.
It is a slow process, but something very special happens.
It creates a Kalina.
Born only from the purest of energy and Beauty. An angel sent through light down to earth.
The rarest rarity the world has ever seen.
Diamonds… Oh Please! She eats them for breakfast.
Roses… Ha! She invented them.
Facebook…. Laugh! She uses it.
…….
I have to admit something. I lied.
Millions of years of lightning strikes does not create a Kalina. It was the only explanation I could come up with for why she exists.
I know one thing for sure.
There is only one Kalina, there will only ever be one Kalina.
This world is lucky that she has graced us with her presence.
Thank you Kalina.
Brothers and sisters. Sisters and brothers.
Brother, Sister, Brother.
No matter what order you put that in it is always right. These are the people you love more than life itself.
Life seems dull without them.
So when you see pictures like these you can’t help but understand the love. The connection between siblings.
It can’t be duplicated or copied.
It has to be Brother, Brother, Sister.
Or Sister, Brother, Brother.
Whatever the order it is in doesn’t matter. It always spells the same thing.
Love.
Everyone starts out as a bug. Katiebug to be precise.
But nature will take its course. Nobody stays a pupa forever.
They cocoon.
Usually the cocoon is made out of grass, sticks, and some sort of adhesive glue. If no glue is available the next best thing is duct tape.
They will then remain dormant for weeks, months, or possibly years. Once that period ends they emerge as a:
Katiefly
Katiemoth
Katieflea
Those don’t work at all and barely describe how beautiful she is. No earthly creatures work so I am going to have to go mythical.
Katiemaid (Katie+Mermaid)
Katiecorn (Katie+Unicorn)
Those still don’t work. They don’t even scratch the surface of her deep blue eyes. Hmmmm….
Something to describe her beauty, radiance, and just overall awesomeness….
Wait! I know….
Katie.
Perfect.
A family is a unit. A special unit. And while this might get me into trouble I feel the need to say it.
This family here, the Onuscheck family. Is more than just a family.
That’s right.
They are the incredible Seal Team 6.
Notice the beautiful smiles, great family dynamic and innocent laughs.
They stand by a sign that says end, Why?
Because if you mess with them they will end YOU!
This is a family with lots of love. How do I know?
Well, its kind of obvious.
And if I know anything about Seal Team 6, which I really don’t, It’s that this family will always have each others backs.
No matter the situation. They will always be there for support and never break apart.
Because that is what a family is,
A family.
