I don’t know if there are many weapons enthusiasts out there but I have some classified info for ya.
Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…
comes a new weapon.
That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….
The Sami-Automatic…
Bum! Bum! Bum!
Beautiful laser eyes… sight.
A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.
And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!
Gasp!
Bum! Bum! Bum!
This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.
Seriously though, watch out.
Babe Ruth did it in nineteen something something.
Barry Bonds did it in…. ya that one time.
Brian did it in half the time of those two. But what did he do?
Baseball.
Don’t follow? I promise you the math is sound.
One good looking guy + that same good looking guy + a sprinkle of miracle whip = Baseball
I have checked it numerous times. It always comes out the same.
It wasn’t easy to get here though. He battled many villains.
A chain link fence….melted by reflecting the sun off of his smile.
A truck…. crushed under the weight of his pure awesomeness.
A bat…. was his only ally.
Yep, half the time.
It was a great year when he accomplished all of this.
Two thousand something something.
The world will never forget.
Every now and again I stumble upon someone who decides to paint me a painting.
“Who would paint you a painting” you ask rudely.
“Only one person!” I shout while cowering in the corner.
It’s Alexa if you couldn’t figure out where I was going with this.
Now, why haven’t I accepted a painting before? Simple, I only allow the best of the best to paint me stuff.
And not only do you have to be a painter/artist/comedian/entrepreneur, you must also sing.
That’s right, you must sing to me as you paint my picture or no deal!
Oh and you also have to be beautiful.
Definitely beautiful.
And I’m not just talking normal beautiful. It must Alexa beautiful or no deal!
Do you understand?!
She is talented and beautiful and awesome and talented and beautiful and awesome.
Oh and Alexa…. Please don’t eat sushi off of the conveyor belt.
A word to the wise. A restaurant that runs out of ice is not a good restaurant.
Check her work out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexarutledge/
You know how lightening never strikes the same spot twice? Well it’s not true.
In some remote areas of the world lightning strikes thousands of times a day for millions of years.
It is a slow process, but something very special happens.
It creates a Kalina.
Born only from the purest of energy and Beauty. An angel sent through light down to earth.
The rarest rarity the world has ever seen.
Diamonds… Oh Please! She eats them for breakfast.
Roses… Ha! She invented them.
Facebook…. Laugh! She uses it.
…….
I have to admit something. I lied.
Millions of years of lightning strikes does not create a Kalina. It was the only explanation I could come up with for why she exists.
I know one thing for sure.
There is only one Kalina, there will only ever be one Kalina.
This world is lucky that she has graced us with her presence.
Thank you Kalina.
Brothers and sisters. Sisters and brothers.
Brother, Sister, Brother.
No matter what order you put that in it is always right. These are the people you love more than life itself.
Life seems dull without them.
So when you see pictures like these you can’t help but understand the love. The connection between siblings.
It can’t be duplicated or copied.
It has to be Brother, Brother, Sister.
Or Sister, Brother, Brother.
Whatever the order it is in doesn’t matter. It always spells the same thing.
Love.
