June 29, 2011
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Many people dont know that the story of Rapunzel is a true one. A story of romance, heroism, and that strange tower with no doors.

Rapunzel of course is a fake name. The real name of this beauty was,

Brianunzel.

(Bree-on-un-zel)

Its a really long story so I have to kind of cut it short. Just like what happened to her hair.

So one day a chivalrous knight discovers that strange tower with no doors and only one window.

He yells “Hello!”

Short story shorter she stumbles upon a vile of pure immortality.

She drinks it.

And here she is. Unchanged for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. A rare creature of unadulterated gorgeosity.

(Gor-ge-os-ity)

I had to make up a word to describe her.

If you find a better word just keep it to yourself because nobody wants to hear it.

Brianunzel is my princess.

Hair and Make-up by Haley Garelick