Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

No that is not a mistake…

It is a Princess Bride quote PEOPLE!!

But I think it sums up things quite nicely. Marriage is a blessed arrangement. A dream within a dream.

As I was in attendance I can attend to the beauty that this was. Nothing but pure emotion, Love, and true happiness is what i saw.

To close things out I have one last quote. From you guessed it…

Top Gun.

NO NOT TOP GUN, Princess Bride… come on people!

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

So tweasure your wuv.

Ya…. tweasure your wuv….

Oh Goodness, where do I start?

I am placing these pictures into the most adorable pictures contest.

Lets hear what the judges have to say…

JUDGE 1: I’m in love.

JUDGE 2: I’m in more love.

JUDGE 3: Please, I am in most love.

um… alright. While I agree with what they say, they don’t really explain why.

So I will do that.

Family dynamic: 10 out of 10

Dogs: 10 out of 10

Gorgeous Children: 100 out of 10

Eyes: Priceless

So all in all you get a score of AAA.

That is better than the U.S. Government.

If this family was the Government we would be in better shape.

No doubt.

 Ah, to be young and holding balloons.

I remember those days.

No wait… sorry I was living vicariously through Royia.

I’ve never held balloons before! Silly Me!

But if I did, it might look half as good, er, a quarter as…

No, I need to face it. I will never look that good.

I’ve laid on trees many a time, but I never looked like that.

I kind of hung upside down by my legs in a weird way. Almost like a monkey.

So when you look at that picture with Royia and that sunflower, what draws your eyes?

Ha! trick question!

Its a trick because you probably didn’t even realize that was a sunflower because of how beautiful Royia is.

That’s right, that dark, wilting, lifeless shrub was a sunflower.

Some people just have that effect.

Making flowers look like well….

ugly stuff.

Vicky Vicky,,, Vicky Vicky…

No that is not four randomly placed names. That is a record being scratched.

Vicky Vicky…

Introducing! DJ Ma Ma Ma MAX!!!!

Scratch Scratch Vicky Scratch!!

(Just go with it)

Birthdays? He plays them.

Parties? He plays them.

Bridges? Ya , he plays them.

Piercing Eyes? He has them.

Scratch!

Endearing Smile? Ya, check that off of your weird list of things as well.

So give him a call if your up Rock out!

DJ MAX! DROP THAT BEAT!!

Bow Bow Chicka Vicky Pow Chicky Vicky Pow!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

A – llie

L – oves

L – iving

I – n

E – xistentialism

Is that not the truest thing you have ever read? No?…

Ya I don’t really know what it means. But here is my hypothesis… about that thing I wrote earlier but don’t understand what it means.

About that thing that I wrote…

Allie – That’s her name. I’m about 87% sure.

Loves – What’s not to love about her. Her eyes, Smile? That she loves listening to her favorite records on the porch or in the barn? That she hangs out in old firetrucks or on railroad tracks? Her eyes, Smile?

Living – What’s not to live about her. Her eyes, Smile?

Wait….

I’m changing my hypothesis.

A – llie

I – s

B – eautiful

A – nd

M- ore

B – eautiful

Everyone I would like you to meet Aibamb.

That’s her name. I’m about 0% sure