Sometimes I just say let the pictures speak for themselves. But this time I cannot do that. Why?

Because you will get lost in them. First time I looked at the pictures I was lost for three hours. I asked for directions, followed the directions, and continued to be lost.

So I thought I would give you some directions.

Start with the split picture. It splits one beauty into two. Doubling the space time continuum beauty quantification. That’s just some simple math.

Continue along to the next split picture. Splitting two beauties into four. You can start to see where I got lost.

Keep going until you…. uh…..

Takes two lefts and then a right….. OK I am lost again.

I’m going to stop here but you just keep going. I know you can make it through!

Don’t get lost in the beautiful….

I got this fortune cookie once. It read “If a picture says a thousand words, then eleven pictures of Kelic say an uncountably infinite amount of words.”

It was oddly specific but I knew one day it would all make sense. And that day is today! I think….

You tell me. No, alright I will tell you.

When I see these pictures I think of an uncountably infinite number of words. Normal people can’t handle that amount, but I can because my brain doesn’t quite work properly.

So here are a few of the words that come to mind:

Beautiful

Gorgeous

Beautifully Gorgeous

Gorgeous Beautifully

Incredible

Even More Incredible

Alright my brain shutdown.

He surfs.

He has brothers.

He drives a car. (A nice one)

He wears a watch.

These only describe one single person in the entire world. That’s right, Gavin.

Oh you say those could describe a bunch of people. Nay! Objection!

Overruled!

Ah man. I’m not a very good lawyer. But Gavin is!

He presents a handsome case. Filled with many evidences and court lingo.

I present evidence A: Good looks.

Evidence B: He pulls off wearing a beanie.

Jury of peers, Gavin is a guy you love to love. I know you are already in love with him now. But don’t let that sway you! No… wait. Do let that sway you! Be swayed by his charm and wonderful half smile.

I rest my case.

Listen, I could probably write something hilariously funny right here. It would be the talk of all the late night shows, plastered on billboards and seen on the jersey shore.

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

 Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

No that is not a mistake…

It is a Princess Bride quote PEOPLE!!

But I think it sums up things quite nicely. Marriage is a blessed arrangement. A dream within a dream.

As I was in attendance I can attend to the beauty that this was. Nothing but pure emotion, Love, and true happiness is what i saw.

To close things out I have one last quote. From you guessed it…

Top Gun.

NO NOT TOP GUN, Princess Bride… come on people!

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

So tweasure your wuv.

Ya…. tweasure your wuv….