No that is not a mistake…

It is a Princess Bride quote PEOPLE!!

But I think it sums up things quite nicely. Marriage is a blessed arrangement. A dream within a dream.

As I was in attendance I can attend to the beauty that this was. Nothing but pure emotion, Love, and true happiness is what i saw.

To close things out I have one last quote. From you guessed it…

Top Gun.

NO NOT TOP GUN, Princess Bride… come on people!

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

So tweasure your wuv.

Ya…. tweasure your wuv….

I am placing these pictures into the most adorable pictures contest.

Lets hear what the judges have to say…

JUDGE 1: I’m in love.

JUDGE 2: I’m in more love.

JUDGE 3: Please, I am in most love.

um… alright. While I agree with what they say, they don’t really explain why.

So I will do that.

Family dynamic: 10 out of 10

Dogs: 10 out of 10

Gorgeous Children: 100 out of 10

Eyes: Priceless

So all in all you get a score of AAA.

That is better than the U.S. Government.

If this family was the Government we would be in better shape.

No doubt.

I remember those days.

No wait… sorry I was living vicariously through Royia.

I’ve never held balloons before! Silly Me!

But if I did, it might look half as good, er, a quarter as…

No, I need to face it. I will never look that good.

I’ve laid on trees many a time, but I never looked like that.

I kind of hung upside down by my legs in a weird way. Almost like a monkey.

So when you look at that picture with Royia and that sunflower, what draws your eyes?

Ha! trick question!

Its a trick because you probably didn’t even realize that was a sunflower because of how beautiful Royia is.

That’s right, that dark, wilting, lifeless shrub was a sunflower.

Some people just have that effect.

Making flowers look like well….

ugly stuff.

No that is not four randomly placed names. That is a record being scratched.

Vicky Vicky…

Introducing! DJ Ma Ma Ma MAX!!!!

Scratch Scratch Vicky Scratch!!

(Just go with it)

Birthdays? He plays them.

Parties? He plays them.

Bridges? Ya , he plays them.

Piercing Eyes? He has them.

Scratch!

Endearing Smile? Ya, check that off of your weird list of things as well.

So give him a call if your up Rock out!

DJ MAX! DROP THAT BEAT!!

Bow Bow Chicka Vicky Pow Chicky Vicky Pow!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

L – oves

L – iving

I – n

E – xistentialism

Is that not the truest thing you have ever read? No?…

Ya I don’t really know what it means. But here is my hypothesis… about that thing I wrote earlier but don’t understand what it means.

About that thing that I wrote…

Allie – That’s her name. I’m about 87% sure.

Loves – What’s not to love about her. Her eyes, Smile? That she loves listening to her favorite records on the porch or in the barn? That she hangs out in old firetrucks or on railroad tracks? Her eyes, Smile?

Living – What’s not to live about her. Her eyes, Smile?

Wait….

I’m changing my hypothesis.

A – llie

I – s

B – eautiful

A – nd

M- ore

B – eautiful

Everyone I would like you to meet Aibamb.

That’s her name. I’m about 0% sure

The Webster dictionary defines family as: “A group of people brought together under extraordinary circumstances, usually associated with superpowers.”

And boy could they not be more spot on.

Superhuman eyes,

Superhuman smiles,

Superhuman not smiles,

Superhuman jumping in the air.

I know it doesn’t look like it due to an optical illusion, but they are about 60 feet in the air. I would know, I was there with a tape measure.

But really none of that matters, because they have superhuman…

Love.

Awwwww….

That’s so cute.

I know, I wrote it!

A family is something special. Superhuman powers or not, the love is always there.

But mostly with superpowers

.

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

But that is a different story.

Now because I am a super duper not popular guy I understand wanting to be someone else. I actually know quite a few things.

It is quite easy to become someone else. Just:

Create a facebook under their name, steal their pictures, show up at their birthday parties, live at their house, the usual stuff.

But the problem is you can never actually be them.

I can’t be as beautiful as Kelsie.

I can’t have her gorgeous eyes or her hair.

I can’t make kicking my feet out the window look so cool.

I can’t be the future Ms. California.

The moral here is always be yourself.

Kelsie cannot be copied, replicated, or duplicated. She is the only beautiful original.

Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…

 comes a new weapon.

That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….

The Sami-Automatic…

Bum! Bum! Bum!

Beautiful laser eyes… sight.

A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.

And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!

Gasp!

Bum! Bum!  Bum!

This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.

Seriously though, watch out.

Barry Bonds did it in…. ya that one time.

Brian did it in half the time of those two. But what did he do?

Baseball.

Don’t follow? I promise you the math is sound.

One good looking guy + that same good looking guy + a sprinkle of miracle whip = Baseball

I have checked it numerous times. It always comes out the same.

It wasn’t easy to get here though. He battled many villains.

A chain link fence….melted by reflecting the sun off of his smile.

A truck…. crushed under the weight of his pure awesomeness.

A bat…. was his only ally.

Yep, half the time.

It was a great year when he accomplished all of this.

Two thousand something something.

The world will never forget.