I’ve known Caycee for a few years. And I have learned many things about her.

Her favorite color is, Uh.

Her favorite band is, Hmm.

Hold on a sec.

Her favorite shoes are…. Ya.

While those look like me not knowing what her favorite things are; this is not the case.

The color uh is a mix between purple, maroon, and cherry green.

The band Hmm is a new and upcoming rock band. They use the rock band instruments to play. So basically they just play rock band. You should check them out.

And Ya shoes are a blend of vans and crocs. Really cool stuff.

Not very comfortable though.

So I do know her pretty well. I just proved you wrong.

But does that stuff really matter? Yes it does. I just gave you some quick answers in case you would like to ask her out.

But the odds are she will reject you. I mean, look at her. Her reflection is more beautiful than most people on the planet.

And that is a scientific fact!

So good luck gents. You will need it.

And Caycee, please memorize these answers in case someone asks.

There are some people in this world that make everything around them look better. This could be anything from nature to inanimate objects to even certain people. Unfortunately for those two gents this happens to be the case.

Kelsey is that type of person.

Have you seen a better looking tree? What about those walls? They took my breath away.

If Kelsey were not in these pictures I would be asking questions like….

Have you seen a more average looking tree? What about those walls? They just look like walls, nothing more nothing less.

Detractors might say to me “Nature is beautiful on its own”.

I say Hooey! What do they know, they drive tractors.

But they do bring up a good point. Its hard to find someone with so much natural beauty that it actually radiates to others.

 And that is when you find a gem like Kelsey.

It does radiate, trust me. I am one of those gents in the picture. Normally I am compared to Egor or that bug you found under the rug you never move. But in this case……

You cant help but see a resemblance to Brad Pitt.

Eh, there is more of a resemblance than usual at least.

 Family is an interesting thing.

There are times when you are annoyed with each other. There are times when you are angry at each other. Sometimes it’s a combination of the two.

But there are also those times when you cant even look someone in the eye because you are so irritated with them.

And then when the irritation becomes so high you…. I’m rambling. What was I talking about?

Oh ya, Family.

Listen, there are times when you are angry and irritated. But you get passed it and overcome.

As long as you love each other no obstacle will stand in your way.

And that is what I think the definition of family is.

A love so strong that in moments of anger or irritation you cant help but say “I love this person with all of my heart, but man he/she really annoys the bejeezus out of me”. ***

That is my definition at least.

And I think these pictures clearly illustrate that.

*** Dogs are counted as a member of the family. But not cats, they run away and never come back.

I’m talking to you Kade if you’re reading this.

Today we have  special treat for all you ladies out there. You might know him.

He was one half of the writing team for Good Will Hunting as well as the star.   But you probably know him more the the Bourne films.

That’s right. MARCUS MCLAREN!

(Women Screaming)

Matt Damon is his stage name. It’s a funny one at that.

You can’t deny his good looks. Or the fact that he sucks you in with his stare.  This man is a legend.

And he is so modest. You would have no idea he is super rich by the car he drives.  The grandma Cadillac.

(Women Screaming Less)

Be sure to see his newest movie that hits theaters this summer.

My Normal Life: The Marcus Mclaren Story

And if you don’t think he looks like Matt Damon then just pretend he does.

Even though he does….. Mostly. Kind of. Ya.

Look! In the sky. It’s a bird, It’s a plane, nope it’s Superman. Just kidding, it’s someone better.

Superman never saved my grandma from that tree. But Sara Powers sure did.

One look with those beautiful green eyes and my grandma fell right into her arms.

What are her super powers you may ask? How about the power to make your knees buckle, an immediate loss of thought,  loss of speaking ability, and the power to make you, uh, sweat…. a lot.                                        

And then you, uh, have her smile.

Sorry, I’m nervous.              

She is beautiful. But that in itself is not a super power. That is just natural beauty.  Superman wishes he could be as beautiful as her.   

But he never will. Don’t tell him I said that.               

Oh, and in one of the pictures there is a train behind her. Ya,  she saved that train full of people from a giant sea beast.