Archive for 'fun'

November 14, 2011
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 Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

No that is not a mistake…

It is a Princess Bride quote PEOPLE!!

But I think it sums up things quite nicely. Marriage is a blessed arrangement. A dream within a dream.

As I was in attendance I can attend to the beauty that this was. Nothing but pure emotion, Love, and true happiness is what i saw.

To close things out I have one last quote. From you guessed it…

Top Gun.

NO NOT TOP GUN, Princess Bride… come on people!

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

So tweasure your wuv.

Ya…. tweasure your wuv….

 

 

 

November 09, 2011
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Oh Goodness, where do I start?

I am placing these pictures into the most adorable pictures contest.

Lets hear what the judges have to say…

JUDGE 1: I’m in love.

JUDGE 2: I’m in more love.

JUDGE 3: Please, I am in most love.

um… alright. While I agree with what they say, they don’t really explain why.

So I will do that.

Family dynamic: 10 out of 10

Dogs: 10 out of 10

Gorgeous Children: 100 out of 10

Eyes: Priceless

So all in all you get a score of AAA.

That is better than the U.S. Government.

If this family was the Government we would be in better shape.

No doubt.

 

November 07, 2011
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Vicky Vicky,,, Vicky Vicky…

No that is not four randomly placed names. That is a record being scratched.

Vicky Vicky…

Introducing! DJ Ma Ma Ma MAX!!!!

Scratch Scratch Vicky Scratch!!

(Just go with it)

Birthdays? He plays them.

Parties? He plays them.

Bridges? Ya , he plays them.

Piercing Eyes? He has them.

Scratch!

Endearing Smile? Ya, check that off of your weird list of things as well.

So give him a call if your up Rock out!

DJ MAX! DROP THAT BEAT!!

Bow Bow Chicka Vicky Pow Chicky Vicky Pow!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

 

 

 

 

September 24, 2011
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The Webster dictionary defines family as: “A group of people brought together under extraordinary circumstances, usually associated with superpowers.”

And boy could they not be more spot on.

Superhuman eyes,

Superhuman smiles,

Superhuman not smiles,

Superhuman jumping in the air.

I know it doesn’t look like it due to an optical illusion, but they are about 60 feet in the air. I would know, I was there with a tape measure.

But really none of that matters, because they have superhuman…

Love.

Awwwww….

That’s so cute.

I know, I wrote it!

A family is something special. Superhuman powers or not, the love is always there.

But mostly with superpowers

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July 30, 2011
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I don’t know if there are many weapons enthusiasts out there but I have some classified info for ya.

Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…

 comes a new weapon.

That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….

The Sami-Automatic…

Bum! Bum! Bum!

Beautiful laser eyes… sight.

A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.

And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!

Gasp!

Bum! Bum!  Bum!

This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.

Seriously though, watch out.