I am placing these pictures into the most adorable pictures contest.

Lets hear what the judges have to say…

JUDGE 1: I’m in love.

JUDGE 2: I’m in more love.

JUDGE 3: Please, I am in most love.

um… alright. While I agree with what they say, they don’t really explain why.

So I will do that.

Family dynamic: 10 out of 10

Dogs: 10 out of 10

Gorgeous Children: 100 out of 10

Eyes: Priceless

So all in all you get a score of AAA.

That is better than the U.S. Government.

If this family was the Government we would be in better shape.

No doubt.

L – oves

L – iving

I – n

E – xistentialism

Is that not the truest thing you have ever read? No?…

Ya I don’t really know what it means. But here is my hypothesis… about that thing I wrote earlier but don’t understand what it means.

About that thing that I wrote…

Allie – That’s her name. I’m about 87% sure.

Loves – What’s not to love about her. Her eyes, Smile? That she loves listening to her favorite records on the porch or in the barn? That she hangs out in old firetrucks or on railroad tracks? Her eyes, Smile?

Living – What’s not to live about her. Her eyes, Smile?

Wait….

I’m changing my hypothesis.

A – llie

I – s

B – eautiful

A – nd

M- ore

B – eautiful

Everyone I would like you to meet Aibamb.

That’s her name. I’m about 0% sure

The Webster dictionary defines family as: “A group of people brought together under extraordinary circumstances, usually associated with superpowers.”

And boy could they not be more spot on.

Superhuman eyes,

Superhuman smiles,

Superhuman not smiles,

Superhuman jumping in the air.

I know it doesn’t look like it due to an optical illusion, but they are about 60 feet in the air. I would know, I was there with a tape measure.

But really none of that matters, because they have superhuman…

Love.

Awwwww….

That’s so cute.

I know, I wrote it!

A family is something special. Superhuman powers or not, the love is always there.

But mostly with superpowers

.

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

But that is a different story.

Now because I am a super duper not popular guy I understand wanting to be someone else. I actually know quite a few things.

It is quite easy to become someone else. Just:

Create a facebook under their name, steal their pictures, show up at their birthday parties, live at their house, the usual stuff.

But the problem is you can never actually be them.

I can’t be as beautiful as Kelsie.

I can’t have her gorgeous eyes or her hair.

I can’t make kicking my feet out the window look so cool.

I can’t be the future Ms. California.

The moral here is always be yourself.

Kelsie cannot be copied, replicated, or duplicated. She is the only beautiful original.

Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…

 comes a new weapon.

That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….

The Sami-Automatic…

Bum! Bum! Bum!

Beautiful laser eyes… sight.

A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.

And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!

Gasp!

Bum! Bum!  Bum!

This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.

Seriously though, watch out.

Barry Bonds did it in…. ya that one time.

Brian did it in half the time of those two. But what did he do?

Baseball.

Don’t follow? I promise you the math is sound.

One good looking guy + that same good looking guy + a sprinkle of miracle whip = Baseball

I have checked it numerous times. It always comes out the same.

It wasn’t easy to get here though. He battled many villains.

A chain link fence….melted by reflecting the sun off of his smile.

A truck…. crushed under the weight of his pure awesomeness.

A bat…. was his only ally.

Yep, half the time.

It was a great year when he accomplished all of this.

Two thousand something something.

The world will never forget.

“Who would paint you a painting” you ask rudely.

“Only one person!” I shout while cowering in the corner.

It’s Alexa if you couldn’t figure out where I was going with this.

Now, why haven’t I accepted a painting before? Simple, I only allow the best of the best to paint me stuff.

And not only do you have to be a painter/artist/comedian/entrepreneur, you must also sing.

That’s right, you must sing to me as you paint my picture or no deal!

Oh and you also have to be beautiful.

Definitely beautiful.

And I’m not just talking normal beautiful. It must Alexa beautiful or no deal!

Do you understand?!

She is talented and beautiful and awesome and talented and beautiful and awesome.

Oh and Alexa…. Please don’t eat sushi off of the conveyor belt.

A word to the wise. A restaurant that runs out of ice is not a good restaurant.

Check her work out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexarutledge/

In some remote areas of the world lightning strikes thousands of times a day for millions of years.

It is a slow process, but something very special happens.

It creates a Kalina.

Born only from the purest of energy and Beauty. An angel sent through light down to earth.

The rarest rarity the world has ever seen.

Diamonds… Oh Please! She eats them for breakfast.

Roses… Ha! She invented them.

Facebook…. Laugh! She uses it.

……. 

I have to admit something. I lied.

Millions of years of lightning strikes does not create a Kalina. It was the only explanation I could come up with for why she exists.

I know one thing for sure.

There is only one Kalina, there will only ever be one Kalina.

This world is lucky that she has graced us with her presence.

Thank you Kalina.

Brother, Sister, Brother.

No matter what order you put that in it is always right. These are the people you love more than life itself.

Life seems dull without them.

So when you see pictures like these you can’t help but understand the love. The connection between siblings.

It can’t be duplicated or copied.

It has to be Brother, Brother, Sister.

Or Sister, Brother, Brother.

Whatever the order it is in doesn’t matter. It always spells the same thing.

Love.