Everyone starts out as a bug. Katiebug to be precise.

But nature will take its course. Nobody stays a pupa forever.

They cocoon.

Usually the cocoon is made out of grass, sticks, and some sort of adhesive glue. If no glue is available the next best thing is duct tape.  

They will then remain dormant for weeks, months, or possibly years. Once that period ends they emerge as a:

Katiefly

Katiemoth

Katieflea

Those don’t work at all and barely describe how beautiful she is. No earthly creatures work so I am going to have to go mythical.

Katiemaid (Katie+Mermaid)

Katiecorn (Katie+Unicorn)

Those still don’t work. They don’t even scratch the surface of her deep blue eyes. Hmmmm….

Something to describe her beauty, radiance, and just overall awesomeness….

Wait! I know….

Katie.

Perfect.

There are two types of people in this world. Those that can and those that cancan.

Whats the difference?

Rebekah can light up a room with her smile.

Rebekah can shut down a mans heart with the blink of an eye.

Rebekah can make someone…. uh, Forget stuff.

Ya.

I on the other hand am a person who cancan.

I dance the cancan and that’s about it.

Do you see the difference now?

Oh and don’t ask me to cancan for you because I will be too embarrassed.

Many people dont know that the story of Rapunzel is a true one. A story of romance, heroism, and that strange tower with no doors.

Rapunzel of course is a fake name. The real name of this beauty was,

Brianunzel.

(Bree-on-un-zel)

Its a really long story so I have to kind of cut it short. Just like what happened to her hair.

So one day a chivalrous knight discovers that strange tower with no doors and only one window.

He yells “Hello!”

Short story shorter she stumbles upon a vile of pure immortality.

She drinks it.

And here she is. Unchanged for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. A rare creature of unadulterated gorgeosity.

(Gor-ge-os-ity)

I had to make up a word to describe her.

If you find a better word just keep it to yourself because nobody wants to hear it.

Brianunzel is my princess.

Hair and Make-up by Haley Garelick

They say every time a bell rings an Angel gets its wings. But what if that Angel already has wings. In this instance a curious things happens.

Double wings.

What is the difference between wings and double wings?

Super sonic flight, Mind control, The ability to eat Asparagus, and two more things that I cannot name due to sworn secrecy.

Now what if that that Angel’s name is Angel?

Simple, She becomes an agent of counter espionage.

I’m kidding of course.

She actually becomes Angel Squared. A Planetary Savior sent from the Galactic Alliance.

She has the ability to freeze men with her beauty. Sometimes she just wears a tutu and blows peoples minds.

This girl…. Hold on a sec. I checked Wikipedia.

So she is either a Planetary Savior or the killer known as Jigsaw. One or the other, I’m not sure.

I love you Ms. Pickles!

***It took me three hours to write this because I would look at a picture for what seemed to be a few seconds but was actually fifteen minutes.

You can see some of Angel’s modeling work at http://youarethefirstinmonths.tumblr.com/

Hair and Make-up by Haley Garelick

 I’ve known Caycee for a few years. And I have learned many things about her.

Her favorite color is, Uh.

Her favorite band is, Hmm.

Hold on a sec.

Her favorite shoes are…. Ya.

While those look like me not knowing what her favorite things are; this is not the case.

The color uh is a mix between purple, maroon, and cherry green.

The band Hmm is a new and upcoming rock band. They use the rock band instruments to play. So basically they just play rock band. You should check them out.

And Ya shoes are a blend of vans and crocs. Really cool stuff.

Not very comfortable though.

So I do know her pretty well. I just proved you wrong.

But does that stuff really matter? Yes it does. I just gave you some quick answers in case you would like to ask her out.

But the odds are she will reject you. I mean, look at her. Her reflection is more beautiful than most people on the planet.

And that is a scientific fact!

So good luck gents. You will need it.

And Caycee, please memorize these answers in case someone asks.