No that is not a mistake…

It is a Princess Bride quote PEOPLE!!

But I think it sums up things quite nicely. Marriage is a blessed arrangement. A dream within a dream.

As I was in attendance I can attend to the beauty that this was. Nothing but pure emotion, Love, and true happiness is what i saw.

To close things out I have one last quote. From you guessed it…

Top Gun.

NO NOT TOP GUN, Princess Bride… come on people!

And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva…

So tweasure your wuv.

Ya…. tweasure your wuv….

I am placing these pictures into the most adorable pictures contest.

Lets hear what the judges have to say…

JUDGE 1: I’m in love.

JUDGE 2: I’m in more love.

JUDGE 3: Please, I am in most love.

um… alright. While I agree with what they say, they don’t really explain why.

So I will do that.

Family dynamic: 10 out of 10

Dogs: 10 out of 10

Gorgeous Children: 100 out of 10

Eyes: Priceless

So all in all you get a score of AAA.

That is better than the U.S. Government.

If this family was the Government we would be in better shape.

No doubt.

The Webster dictionary defines family as: “A group of people brought together under extraordinary circumstances, usually associated with superpowers.”

And boy could they not be more spot on.

Superhuman eyes,

Superhuman smiles,

Superhuman not smiles,

Superhuman jumping in the air.

I know it doesn’t look like it due to an optical illusion, but they are about 60 feet in the air. I would know, I was there with a tape measure.

But really none of that matters, because they have superhuman…

Love.

Awwwww….

That’s so cute.

I know, I wrote it!

A family is something special. Superhuman powers or not, the love is always there.

But mostly with superpowers

.

Straight out of Area: Almost 51 hidden deep within those mountains, you know, secretly hidden somewhere…

 comes a new weapon.

That’s right, you didn’t guess it but you were close. I present….

The Sami-Automatic…

Bum! Bum! Bum!

Beautiful laser eyes… sight.

A smile that destroys Area: Almost 51 secret mountains that can’t be destroyed except by a Sami-Automatic smile.

And Hair that turns Madusa to stone!

Gasp!

Bum! Bum!  Bum!

This weapon is two armed and single dangerous. Watch out men of this world.

Seriously though, watch out.

“Who would paint you a painting” you ask rudely.

“Only one person!” I shout while cowering in the corner.

It’s Alexa if you couldn’t figure out where I was going with this.

Now, why haven’t I accepted a painting before? Simple, I only allow the best of the best to paint me stuff.

And not only do you have to be a painter/artist/comedian/entrepreneur, you must also sing.

That’s right, you must sing to me as you paint my picture or no deal!

Oh and you also have to be beautiful.

Definitely beautiful.

And I’m not just talking normal beautiful. It must Alexa beautiful or no deal!

Do you understand?!

She is talented and beautiful and awesome and talented and beautiful and awesome.

Oh and Alexa…. Please don’t eat sushi off of the conveyor belt.

A word to the wise. A restaurant that runs out of ice is not a good restaurant.

Check her work out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexarutledge/

Brother, Sister, Brother.

No matter what order you put that in it is always right. These are the people you love more than life itself.

Life seems dull without them.

So when you see pictures like these you can’t help but understand the love. The connection between siblings.

It can’t be duplicated or copied.

It has to be Brother, Brother, Sister.

Or Sister, Brother, Brother.

Whatever the order it is in doesn’t matter. It always spells the same thing.

Love.

This family here, the Onuscheck family. Is more than just a family.

That’s right.

They are the incredible Seal Team 6.

Notice the beautiful smiles, great family dynamic and innocent laughs.

They stand by a sign that says end, Why?

Because if you mess with them they will end YOU!

This is a family with lots of love. How do I know?

Well, its kind of obvious.

And if I know anything about Seal Team 6, which I really don’t, It’s that this family will always have each others backs.

No matter the situation. They will always be there for support and never break apart.

Because that is what a family is,

A family.

They say love is endless. But is it really true? Lets ask some people on the street.

“You sir, Is love endless?”

“Yes”

There you have it. I normally wouldn’t believe someone off the street, but these pictures prove his point.

You can see it in their eyes and smile.

And you can see it in the fact that they dated in Jr. High. It is kind of hard to notice, but it is there if you just read what I just said.

It really means something if they are back together all these years later. What does it mean?

Lets ask some people on the street.

“You sir, Is love endless?”

“Yes”

That just solidifies the point.

Love is there. But just don’t try to see all of the love because you can’t.

You know,

because its endless.

And if I’m being completely honest I actually did not ask someone off of the street.

I asked Berry, my stuffed teddy bear.

He is a pretty reliable guy.

There are times when you are annoyed with each other. There are times when you are angry at each other. Sometimes it’s a combination of the two.

But there are also those times when you cant even look someone in the eye because you are so irritated with them.

And then when the irritation becomes so high you…. I’m rambling. What was I talking about?

Oh ya, Family.

Listen, there are times when you are angry and irritated. But you get passed it and overcome.

As long as you love each other no obstacle will stand in your way.

And that is what I think the definition of family is.

A love so strong that in moments of anger or irritation you cant help but say “I love this person with all of my heart, but man he/she really annoys the bejeezus out of me”. ***

That is my definition at least.

And I think these pictures clearly illustrate that.

*** Dogs are counted as a member of the family. But not cats, they run away and never come back.

I’m talking to you Kade if you’re reading this.

Nothing. The pictures say it all.

But seriously I am going to say something. It’s hard to think of someone else that could make an old couch look good. Heck, who else could make looking down look so good. Nobody that’s who. And if anybody has a problem with that you can say it to Rachael’s face. Don’t say it to mine though because I am fragile.

I’m sure at some point you might ask me ” Hey annonymous person writing this, who is that other beautiful person in those pictures?”

Which I will reply “What’s it to you!”

But after the horrible beating that will incur to me after I have said that, I will say “That is Morgan, sister of Rachael, Princess of all of Narnia.”

Then hopefully you will walk off and leave me be. Please, leave me be. You already broke my fragile face. What else could you want from me?

And that’s the end of my story. I want to thank Rachael and Morgan for being such fabulous sports.

And to everyone else, I hope to see you here next week.

And I just want to throw out an extra personal thank you to Rachael for introducing me to Jeggings. They saved my life!!