Hey You! I’ve been trying to talk to you for like 30 minutes!

I know Makae is gorgeous and has a great smile but that doesn’t mean you can ignore me!

Yes I know she has piercing eyes!

Seriously though I was shopping the other day and…..

I know she wears that headband like nobody’s business! I know that!

I have important stuff to talk about. Alright you caught me, I don’t have anything important to talk about. So I will re-emphasize everything you said before but in much a better way.

She has piercing eyes

And a gorgeous smile

She rocks a headband

And … has a gorgeous …. smile

That’s my poem. Take it or leave it.

You know, some people just got it. And when they do I usually say “Hey you, you got it.”

I have only said that to three people. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston. That turned into a big thing that I really don’t want to talk about. Sore subject.

But here it is. Everyone make note. Everyone take note. And everyone read note?

“Hey Darienne, you got it.”

Copy that, Paste it, and sit back and watch as everyone agrees with what I just said.

The proof is in the pictures.

Don’t believe me?  Just look at the pictures.

Ya, that’s what I thought.

Hey Darienne, you got it!

Amanda.

A turn and a smile. A turn and a not smile.

A turn away from the camera to look at something in the distance.

All things mastered by Amanda. It takes years of *assumed* practice to fully master these poses. But even if you master these does not mean you will look good doing it. Only %73 can pull it off. And only %5 of that %73 can make it look good.

So Amanda is in the percentage that you get if you calculate that other percentage stuff.

Beautiful turns and smiles.Beautiful not turns and smiles.

Beautiful turns away to look at something in the distance.

A master of the art.

Amanda, you are that rare something percent.

You are the one and only you. Now that is rare.

Now this guy is cool. How do I know? I went on the photo shoot with him.

You really bond over something like that. Fighting bugs and the elements brings you closer. Besides just look at the guy.

If he doesn’t make an old shopping cart look cool I don’t know who does.

I’ll tell you who. Connor. He is the only person cooler than himself.

Don’t tell him I said that though.

I don’t want him to get jealous of himself.

He surfs.

He has brothers.

He drives a car. (A nice one)

He wears a watch.

These only describe one single person in the entire world. That’s right, Gavin.

Oh you say those could describe a bunch of people. Nay! Objection!

Overruled!

Ah man. I’m not a very good lawyer. But Gavin is!

He presents a handsome case. Filled with many evidences and court lingo.

I present evidence A: Good looks.

Evidence B: He pulls off wearing a beanie.

Jury of peers, Gavin is a guy you love to love. I know you are already in love with him now. But don’t let that sway you! No… wait. Do let that sway you! Be swayed by his charm and wonderful half smile.

I rest my case.