I remember those days.

No wait… sorry I was living vicariously through Royia.

I’ve never held balloons before! Silly Me!

But if I did, it might look half as good, er, a quarter as…

No, I need to face it. I will never look that good.

I’ve laid on trees many a time, but I never looked like that.

I kind of hung upside down by my legs in a weird way. Almost like a monkey.

So when you look at that picture with Royia and that sunflower, what draws your eyes?

Ha! trick question!

Its a trick because you probably didn’t even realize that was a sunflower because of how beautiful Royia is.

That’s right, that dark, wilting, lifeless shrub was a sunflower.

Some people just have that effect.

Making flowers look like well….

ugly stuff.

No that is not four randomly placed names. That is a record being scratched.

Vicky Vicky…

Introducing! DJ Ma Ma Ma MAX!!!!

Scratch Scratch Vicky Scratch!!

(Just go with it)

Birthdays? He plays them.

Parties? He plays them.

Bridges? Ya , he plays them.

Piercing Eyes? He has them.

Scratch!

Endearing Smile? Ya, check that off of your weird list of things as well.

So give him a call if your up Rock out!

DJ MAX! DROP THAT BEAT!!

Bow Bow Chicka Vicky Pow Chicky Vicky Pow!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

L – oves

L – iving

I – n

E – xistentialism

Is that not the truest thing you have ever read? No?…

Ya I don’t really know what it means. But here is my hypothesis… about that thing I wrote earlier but don’t understand what it means.

About that thing that I wrote…

Allie – That’s her name. I’m about 87% sure.

Loves – What’s not to love about her. Her eyes, Smile? That she loves listening to her favorite records on the porch or in the barn? That she hangs out in old firetrucks or on railroad tracks? Her eyes, Smile?

Living – What’s not to live about her. Her eyes, Smile?

Wait….

I’m changing my hypothesis.

A – llie

I – s

B – eautiful

A – nd

M- ore

B – eautiful

Everyone I would like you to meet Aibamb.

That’s her name. I’m about 0% sure

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

But that is a different story.

Now because I am a super duper not popular guy I understand wanting to be someone else. I actually know quite a few things.

It is quite easy to become someone else. Just:

Create a facebook under their name, steal their pictures, show up at their birthday parties, live at their house, the usual stuff.

But the problem is you can never actually be them.

I can’t be as beautiful as Kelsie.

I can’t have her gorgeous eyes or her hair.

I can’t make kicking my feet out the window look so cool.

I can’t be the future Ms. California.

The moral here is always be yourself.

Kelsie cannot be copied, replicated, or duplicated. She is the only beautiful original.

Barry Bonds did it in…. ya that one time.

Brian did it in half the time of those two. But what did he do?

Baseball.

Don’t follow? I promise you the math is sound.

One good looking guy + that same good looking guy + a sprinkle of miracle whip = Baseball

I have checked it numerous times. It always comes out the same.

It wasn’t easy to get here though. He battled many villains.

A chain link fence….melted by reflecting the sun off of his smile.

A truck…. crushed under the weight of his pure awesomeness.

A bat…. was his only ally.

Yep, half the time.

It was a great year when he accomplished all of this.

Two thousand something something.

The world will never forget.

But nature will take its course. Nobody stays a pupa forever.

They cocoon.

Usually the cocoon is made out of grass, sticks, and some sort of adhesive glue. If no glue is available the next best thing is duct tape.  

They will then remain dormant for weeks, months, or possibly years. Once that period ends they emerge as a:

Katiefly

Katiemoth

Katieflea

Those don’t work at all and barely describe how beautiful she is. No earthly creatures work so I am going to have to go mythical.

Katiemaid (Katie+Mermaid)

Katiecorn (Katie+Unicorn)

Those still don’t work. They don’t even scratch the surface of her deep blue eyes. Hmmmm….

Something to describe her beauty, radiance, and just overall awesomeness….

Wait! I know….

Katie.

Perfect.

Whats the difference?

Rebekah can light up a room with her smile.

Rebekah can shut down a mans heart with the blink of an eye.

Rebekah can make someone…. uh, Forget stuff.

Ya.

I on the other hand am a person who cancan.

I dance the cancan and that’s about it.

Do you see the difference now?

Oh and don’t ask me to cancan for you because I will be too embarrassed.

Rapunzel of course is a fake name. The real name of this beauty was,

Brianunzel.

(Bree-on-un-zel)

Its a really long story so I have to kind of cut it short. Just like what happened to her hair.

So one day a chivalrous knight discovers that strange tower with no doors and only one window.

He yells “Hello!”

Short story shorter she stumbles upon a vile of pure immortality.

She drinks it.

And here she is. Unchanged for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. A rare creature of unadulterated gorgeosity.

(Gor-ge-os-ity)

I had to make up a word to describe her.

If you find a better word just keep it to yourself because nobody wants to hear it.

Brianunzel is my princess.

Hair and Make-up by Haley Garelick

Double wings.

What is the difference between wings and double wings?

Super sonic flight, Mind control, The ability to eat Asparagus, and two more things that I cannot name due to sworn secrecy.

Now what if that that Angel’s name is Angel?

Simple, She becomes an agent of counter espionage.

I’m kidding of course.

She actually becomes Angel Squared. A Planetary Savior sent from the Galactic Alliance.

She has the ability to freeze men with her beauty. Sometimes she just wears a tutu and blows peoples minds.

This girl…. Hold on a sec. I checked Wikipedia.

So she is either a Planetary Savior or the killer known as Jigsaw. One or the other, I’m not sure.

I love you Ms. Pickles!

***It took me three hours to write this because I would look at a picture for what seemed to be a few seconds but was actually fifteen minutes.

You can see some of Angel’s modeling work at http://youarethefirstinmonths.tumblr.com/

Hair and Make-up by Haley Garelick