Hey You! I’ve been trying to talk to you for like 30 minutes!

I know Makae is gorgeous and has a great smile but that doesn’t mean you can ignore me!

Yes I know she has piercing eyes!

Seriously though I was shopping the other day and…..

I know she wears that headband like nobody’s business! I know that!

I have important stuff to talk about. Alright you caught me, I don’t have anything important to talk about. So I will re-emphasize everything you said before but in much a better way.

She has piercing eyes

And a gorgeous smile

She rocks a headband

And … has a gorgeous …. smile

That’s my poem. Take it or leave it.

You know, some people just got it. And when they do I usually say “Hey you, you got it.”

I have only said that to three people. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston. That turned into a big thing that I really don’t want to talk about. Sore subject.

But here it is. Everyone make note. Everyone take note. And everyone read note?

“Hey Darienne, you got it.”

Copy that, Paste it, and sit back and watch as everyone agrees with what I just said.

The proof is in the pictures.

Don’t believe me?  Just look at the pictures.

Ya, that’s what I thought.

Hey Darienne, you got it!

Amanda.

A turn and a smile. A turn and a not smile.

A turn away from the camera to look at something in the distance.

All things mastered by Amanda. It takes years of *assumed* practice to fully master these poses. But even if you master these does not mean you will look good doing it. Only %73 can pull it off. And only %5 of that %73 can make it look good.

So Amanda is in the percentage that you get if you calculate that other percentage stuff.

Beautiful turns and smiles.Beautiful not turns and smiles.

Beautiful turns away to look at something in the distance.

A master of the art.

Amanda, you are that rare something percent.

You are the one and only you. Now that is rare.

Now this guy is cool. How do I know? I went on the photo shoot with him.

You really bond over something like that. Fighting bugs and the elements brings you closer. Besides just look at the guy.

If he doesn’t make an old shopping cart look cool I don’t know who does.

I’ll tell you who. Connor. He is the only person cooler than himself.

Don’t tell him I said that though.

I don’t want him to get jealous of himself.

He surfs.

He has brothers.

He drives a car. (A nice one)

He wears a watch.

These only describe one single person in the entire world. That’s right, Gavin.

Oh you say those could describe a bunch of people. Nay! Objection!

Overruled!

Ah man. I’m not a very good lawyer. But Gavin is!

He presents a handsome case. Filled with many evidences and court lingo.

I present evidence A: Good looks.

Evidence B: He pulls off wearing a beanie.

Jury of peers, Gavin is a guy you love to love. I know you are already in love with him now. But don’t let that sway you! No… wait. Do let that sway you! Be swayed by his charm and wonderful half smile.

I rest my case.

Listen, I could probably write something hilariously funny right here. It would be the talk of all the late night shows, plastered on billboards and seen on the jersey shore.

But I’m not going to. Why? Because there is nothing funny to put here.

In fact I can barely even think of anything funny, I can’t even think really.

This girl has my heart.

And my brain.

And my left pinky. I’m not really sure why but she has it.

She is beautiful on the inside and out.

She is talented beyond belief, A master ingrown toenail surgeon.

I HIGHLY…. almost recommend her.

Haley Girl I love you more than a pirate loves his treasure, the sun loves the moon and….. how I once loved my toenail.

I love you and I loved talking to you today!!!

I will see you soon!

I love you!

P.S. -  A little side note from your Aunt Julie

Sometimes someone comes into your life that is so special that words cannot describe them and Haley is that person.  I look at you

and my Heart glows with Love for you. Haley you mean the world to me, your laugh, your smile, your incredible  Heart are only a few

things that make you who you are. Please never change for anyone, you are perfect just the way your are!!

You will always be my Haley Girl!!

 Ah, to be young and holding balloons.

I remember those days.

No wait… sorry I was living vicariously through Royia.

I’ve never held balloons before! Silly Me!

But if I did, it might look half as good, er, a quarter as…

No, I need to face it. I will never look that good.

I’ve laid on trees many a time, but I never looked like that.

I kind of hung upside down by my legs in a weird way. Almost like a monkey.

So when you look at that picture with Royia and that sunflower, what draws your eyes?

Ha! trick question!

Its a trick because you probably didn’t even realize that was a sunflower because of how beautiful Royia is.

That’s right, that dark, wilting, lifeless shrub was a sunflower.

Some people just have that effect.

Making flowers look like well….

ugly stuff.

Vicky Vicky,,, Vicky Vicky…

No that is not four randomly placed names. That is a record being scratched.

Vicky Vicky…

Introducing! DJ Ma Ma Ma MAX!!!!

Scratch Scratch Vicky Scratch!!

(Just go with it)

Birthdays? He plays them.

Parties? He plays them.

Bridges? Ya , he plays them.

Piercing Eyes? He has them.

Scratch!

Endearing Smile? Ya, check that off of your weird list of things as well.

So give him a call if your up Rock out!

DJ MAX! DROP THAT BEAT!!

Bow Bow Chicka Vicky Pow Chicky Vicky Pow!!!

OHHHHHH!!!

A – llie

L – oves

L – iving

I – n

E – xistentialism

Is that not the truest thing you have ever read? No?…

Ya I don’t really know what it means. But here is my hypothesis… about that thing I wrote earlier but don’t understand what it means.

About that thing that I wrote…

Allie – That’s her name. I’m about 87% sure.

Loves – What’s not to love about her. Her eyes, Smile? That she loves listening to her favorite records on the porch or in the barn? That she hangs out in old firetrucks or on railroad tracks? Her eyes, Smile?

Living – What’s not to live about her. Her eyes, Smile?

Wait….

I’m changing my hypothesis.

A – llie

I – s

B – eautiful

A – nd

M- ore

B – eautiful

Everyone I would like you to meet Aibamb.

That’s her name. I’m about 0% sure

There are some people out there that you want to be….. and some that you want to throw a pie in their face.

But that is a different story.

Now because I am a super duper not popular guy I understand wanting to be someone else. I actually know quite a few things.

It is quite easy to become someone else. Just:

Create a facebook under their name, steal their pictures, show up at their birthday parties, live at their house, the usual stuff.

But the problem is you can never actually be them.

I can’t be as beautiful as Kelsie.

I can’t have her gorgeous eyes or her hair.

I can’t make kicking my feet out the window look so cool.

I can’t be the future Ms. California.

The moral here is always be yourself.

Kelsie cannot be copied, replicated, or duplicated. She is the only beautiful original.