I’ve known Caycee for a few years. And I have learned many things about her.

Her favorite color is, Uh.

Her favorite band is, Hmm.

Hold on a sec.

Her favorite shoes are…. Ya.

While those look like me not knowing what her favorite things are; this is not the case.

The color uh is a mix between purple, maroon, and cherry green.

The band Hmm is a new and upcoming rock band. They use the rock band instruments to play. So basically they just play rock band. You should check them out.

And Ya shoes are a blend of vans and crocs. Really cool stuff.

Not very comfortable though.

So I do know her pretty well. I just proved you wrong.

But does that stuff really matter? Yes it does. I just gave you some quick answers in case you would like to ask her out.

But the odds are she will reject you. I mean, look at her. Her reflection is more beautiful than most people on the planet.

And that is a scientific fact!

So good luck gents. You will need it.

And Caycee, please memorize these answers in case someone asks.

Is it possible to be too beautiful? I ask myself that question every third Friday of the month. The answer I always get from my reflection is no.

He is a pretty reliable guy.

So when I see someone like Bailey I think to myself “Is today the third Friday of the month?”. It must be because I then think to myself ” It is hard to top a beauty like this”.

The only thing I can think of that tops this is a flower.

But then I think about it for a second and realize that is not true.  A flower is nice but it doesn’t have a smile like that. So I’m not really sure why I thought that in the first place.

That smile is blinding.

Literally, I’m blinded.

It’s alright though. A small price to pay. One that I would pay over and over again.

And don’t worry, I am still fully capable of driving.

There are some people in this world that make everything around them look better. This could be anything from nature to inanimate objects to even certain people. Unfortunately for those two gents this happens to be the case.

Kelsey is that type of person.

Have you seen a better looking tree? What about those walls? They took my breath away.

If Kelsey were not in these pictures I would be asking questions like….

Have you seen a more average looking tree? What about those walls? They just look like walls, nothing more nothing less.

Detractors might say to me “Nature is beautiful on its own”.

I say Hooey! What do they know, they drive tractors.

But they do bring up a good point. Its hard to find someone with so much natural beauty that it actually radiates to others.

 And that is when you find a gem like Kelsey.

It does radiate, trust me. I am one of those gents in the picture. Normally I am compared to Egor or that bug you found under the rug you never move. But in this case……

You cant help but see a resemblance to Brad Pitt.

Eh, there is more of a resemblance than usual at least.

“Kirby-o, Kirby-o, Wherefore art thou Kirby-o?” Famous words spoken by the maiden Juliet, written of coarse by Shakespeare.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it went. I mean, he was obviously referencing Michael Kirby. Look at the guy.

He is a stud. He is a man that men look up to. His eyes stare straight into your soul and I sure don’t mind.

He has aged surprisingly well considering the story was written a good four hundred years ago.

But no need to question that.

I have went ahead and done some extensive research. I have learned that Kirby-o and Juliet is in fact a real story. Shakespeare embellished the warring families part. And the death part.

But most of the rest of it is true. Just ask him about it.

Oh, and Shakespeare’s real last name was Frank. Shakespeare was a pseudonym.

William Frank.

That doesn’t sound good at all.

Today we have  special treat for all you ladies out there. You might know him.

He was one half of the writing team for Good Will Hunting as well as the star.   But you probably know him more the the Bourne films.

That’s right. MARCUS MCLAREN!

(Women Screaming)

Matt Damon is his stage name. It’s a funny one at that.

You can’t deny his good looks. Or the fact that he sucks you in with his stare.  This man is a legend.

And he is so modest. You would have no idea he is super rich by the car he drives.  The grandma Cadillac.

(Women Screaming Less)

Be sure to see his newest movie that hits theaters this summer.

My Normal Life: The Marcus Mclaren Story

And if you don’t think he looks like Matt Damon then just pretend he does.

Even though he does….. Mostly. Kind of. Ya.