I’ve known Caycee for a few years. And I have learned many things about her.

Her favorite color is, Uh.

Her favorite band is, Hmm.

Hold on a sec.

Her favorite shoes are…. Ya.

While those look like me not knowing what her favorite things are; this is not the case.

The color uh is a mix between purple, maroon, and cherry green.

The band Hmm is a new and upcoming rock band. They use the rock band instruments to play. So basically they just play rock band. You should check them out.

And Ya shoes are a blend of vans and crocs. Really cool stuff.

Not very comfortable though.

So I do know her pretty well. I just proved you wrong.

But does that stuff really matter? Yes it does. I just gave you some quick answers in case you would like to ask her out.

But the odds are she will reject you. I mean, look at her. Her reflection is more beautiful than most people on the planet.

And that is a scientific fact!

So good luck gents. You will need it.

And Caycee, please memorize these answers in case someone asks.