I am going to ask you a question and you have to answer honestly. Have you ever seen a woman that is a more beautiful sight than a flower? No? I didn’t think so. But I have found just that woman. Don’t believe me? Five bucks says I’m right. You’re on!

Look at the pictures.

Have you looked at them yet? No. Okay, hurry up.

 Did you see them yet? Some of them. Alright, finish up.

Ya that’s what I thought. Something truly beautiful.

So, uh…. Where’s my five bucks?

What do you mean you don’t have it? What do you mean you will pay me when you get the money? I thought we were friends. This is unacceptable.

What? No. Don’t look at me like that.

Alright, fine! You don’t have to pay me. But just know the next time you need money I am not giving you any.