Ladies I would like to introduce you to Matthew. He is young, studly, and once had a man cave.

He is 5’11, 150 or possibly 160 pounds. I don’t really know I am just using my eyes to guess. So watch as he:

- Clasps his hands

- Does the fantastic Thinker Pose

- Scratches his chin pondering the meaning of life

- Leans against an old gas pump

- Stands dangerously on an active railroad track

All things that qualify a real fatal attraction. So hurry up and get your own Matthew at your local Walmart before items run out.

Did I mention he had a man cave?!