“Kirby-o, Kirby-o, Wherefore art thou Kirby-o?” Famous words spoken by the maiden Juliet, written of coarse by Shakespeare.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it went. I mean, he was obviously referencing Michael Kirby. Look at the guy.

He is a stud. He is a man that men look up to. His eyes stare straight into your soul and I sure don’t mind.

He has aged surprisingly well considering the story was written a good four hundred years ago.

But no need to question that.

I have went ahead and done some extensive research. I have learned that Kirby-o and Juliet is in fact a real story. Shakespeare embellished the warring families part. And the death part.

But most of the rest of it is true. Just ask him about it.

Oh, and Shakespeare’s real last name was Frank. Shakespeare was a pseudonym.

William Frank.

That doesn’t sound good at all.