Rachael…. Rachael, Rachael, Rachael. What can I say about Rachael?

Nothing. The pictures say it all.

But seriously I am going to say something. It’s hard to think of someone else that could make an old couch look good. Heck, who else could make looking down look so good. Nobody that’s who. And if anybody has a problem with that you can say it to Rachael’s face. Don’t say it to mine though because I am fragile.

I’m sure at some point you might ask me ” Hey annonymous person writing this, who is that other beautiful person in those pictures?”

Which I will reply “What’s it to you!”

But after the horrible beating that will incur to me after I have said that, I will say “That is Morgan, sister of Rachael, Princess of all of Narnia.”

Then hopefully you will walk off and leave me be. Please, leave me be. You already broke my fragile face. What else could you want from me?

And that’s the end of my story. I want to thank Rachael and Morgan for being such fabulous sports.

And to everyone else, I hope to see you here next week.

And I just want to throw out an extra personal thank you to Rachael for introducing me to Jeggings. They saved my life!!